Hyper Calvinist

My sister's not only an incredibly intelligent microbiologist, she's also a very crafty cake maker. Her most recent creation was a cake to celebrate 5 years since the birth of her home church Grace Covenant, and also 500 years since the birth of John Calvin. This cake almost looks embroidered it's so perfect. Great job Julie. By the way, Julie donates all the proceeds of her cake sales to our ministry. Que bendicion mi hermana es! (What a blessing my sister is!)

I wonder...if you get a sugar rush from eating this cake would you then be a hyper Calvinist?